Posts Tagged ‘george w bush


failed assets and modern day robber barons

thanks big mike for link.


Potential Name of George W Bush’s Ben & Jerry’s Flavor

Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan” ice cream flavor in honor of the election of Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank to the following:
For George W. they created  “_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ “.

Here are some of their favorite responses:

Grape Depression
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock ‘n Awe
Wire Tapioca
Impeach Cobbler
Good Riddance YOU Lousy Motherf***** Swirl
Heck of a Job Brownie
Rocky Road to Facism
The Reese’scession
Cookie Doh!
The Housing Crunch
Nougalar Proliferation
Death By Chocolate and Torture
Credit Crunch
Country Pumpkin
Chunky Monkey Chief
George Bush Doesn’t Care About Dark Chocolate
Chocolate Chimp
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I Broke the Law and Am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands, With Nuts

* Thanks Ian for the tip!


ridiculous george w. & ron paul comic

ahh…somehow the internet keeps churning out this silly stuff:



biggest gov’t ‘public works’ project in US history

too bad we couldn’t have spent this money on actual “things” or “stuff”. Or even better, maybe its really like getting out of college with lots of student loan debt, except that you don’t graduate and are dumber than when you started….


world leaders get last laugh


i guess paulson’s plan won’t play well in history…

front page headline on pro-business CNBC this afternoon:

Katrina Again? US Gets Poor Grades For Credit Crisis


breaking news from the whitehouse

WASHINGTON—In a nationally televised address to the American people Wednesday night, President Bush called upon every man, woman, and child to spiral uncontrollably downward into complete and utter panic.

President Bush addresses the nation shortly before shaving his head and soaking the Oval Office in his own urine.

Speaking from the Oval Office, Bush assured citizens that in these times of great uncertainty, the best and only course of action is to come under the throes of a sudden, overwhelming fear marked by hysterical or irrational behavior.

“My fellow Americans, the time for running aimlessly through streets while shrieking and waving our arms above our heads is now,” Bush said. “I understand that many of you are worried about your economic future and our situation overseas, and you have every right to be. Yet there is only one thing we as a nation can do in times like these: give up all hope and devolve into a lawless, post-apocalyptic, every-man-for-himself society.”

“For those of you who have remained resolute in your belief that things will turn around eventually, I urge you to close your eyes, take shallow rapid breaths, and begin freaking out immediately,” Bush added. “At this point, anyone who isn’t scared to death needs to wake the fuck up—because we’re screwed here.”

The Department of Homeland Security’s website provides information for Americans not currently losing their shit.

The president then picked up the telephone from his desk and hurled it through the Oval Office window.

During the address, Bush laid out a historic five-point plan for panic that he hopes will help the American people fall apart as quickly as possible. The plan—which many are calling Bush’s most well-thought-out proposal to date—calls for citizens to abandon their daily routines entirely, and engage in a weeklong period of bloodcurdling screaming, arm flailing, dry heaving, and gnawing on one’s fingers while rocking back and forth in alternating bouts of maniacal laughter and gentle sobbing.

Under the new bill, Americans are also advised to withdraw all their money from U.S. banks and the stock market, place it in a Maxwell House coffee tin, and bury it in a safe place in their backyard. In addition, Bush has urged the legalization of Americans trampling one another in a mad rush to compete for the nation’s dwindling resources, and proposed allocating $3 billion toward a program that would give every citizen a gun and a bottle of 140-proof whiskey.

The final part of the plan calls for the immediate release of all convicted felons and death-row inmates from the nation’s prisons.

Immediately after Congress approves his plan, the president said he will order multiple B-2 stealth bombers to fly over America’s cities at low altitude. The resulting sonic boom, Bush said, will set off all car alarms and cause all babies to cry uncontrollably, which he believes will promote a real sense of chaos throughout the nation. In addition, Bush intends to release 50 live cobras into the Senate chamber.

“I realize this is a difficult vote for members of Congress, but at this critical time in our nation’s history, it is imperative that we not sit back and pretend like everything is fine, because everything’s not fine, it’s just not,” Bush said. “Even if Congress fails to act, I still intend to do what is right and lead this country into mass hysteria by acting outside the framework of the U.S. Constitution, overriding the entire democratic process, and setting the Lincoln Memorial on fire.”

Early reactions on Capitol Hill to Bush’s call for panic have thus far been positive. Leading House Republicans and Democrats said they appreciate the president’s candor, and will encourage their constituents to comply with Bush’s request to “find something and smash it with all of their strength.”

“For most of the day tomorrow, I intend to do my part by remaining in my boarded-up home and getting worked up about our standing in the world,” Pacoima, CA resident Harold Miller said. “And then at night, I plan to lie awake in my bed and be scared to death about the loss of my job, pension, and retirement fund. Then I plan to run out into the streets in my bathrobe and shout that the End of Days is coming.”

Bush told Americans that if at any point they catch themselves feeling even slightly at ease, they should remind themselves that, in the end, everything is going to be completely fucked.



bob woodward on real time

if this doesn’t scare the sh$t out of you and re-affirm everything the press/media assumes about george bush then you’re not listening.

why bomb iran? because ahmadinejad is an “asshole”.


mini me

david horsey of seattle pi breaks it down.


highlights from 60 minutes bob woodward video

good insight on ol king george’s thinkin’ style…

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